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good behavior

2011-12-18 · 2 pages

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SORRY SIR- LET ME JUST WIND

THE USELESS MIDDLE

SECTION OF YOUR

DICK ONTO

THIS SPOOL

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES. IT'S COCK FOR DINNER AGAIN AND EVERYONE GETS SECONDS

WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? MY COCK IS WAY BIGGER THAN THAT- YOU'RE SUCKING THE MIDDLE.

YEAH, THAT'S SOME NICE COCK SPOOLING. PRECISE. ORDERLY.

SQUIK

NOW TIE

SQUIK

IT OFF.

PERMISSION TO STOW YOUR FRESHLY ROLLED COCK IN MY ASS, SIR!

SQUIK

Alt text
the big book of cock knots
Tooltip
Prison mascara. Same thing as regular mascara

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WELL, I'M GONNA CHECK INSIDE YOUR ASS JUST NOW-

AH! NO!

WAIT A MOMENT! I'LL JUST TIDY UP!

OKAY, JUST SHELVING YOUR BIG SHINY BALLS-

OH! IS THAT YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER?

INVENTORY ORGANISED, SIR! SHELVE THE GOODS!

I'M NOT GONNA FIND IT... HIGGLEDY-PIGGLEDY AM I? FUCK YES. THAT IS AN ORDERLY ANAL WAREHOUSE

WH

AND YOUR RIDICULOUS PUSSY TICKLER

I AM STREWING SHIT ABOUT LIKE RACCOONS GOT IN THERE

HOW DID THEY GET IN THERE?

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF CRAP FALLING EVERYWHERE

THIS IS AN ENORMOUS SLUR ON MY PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT

PLEASE SIR! LEAVE IT AS TIDY AS YOU FOUND IT!

Alt text
the big house has a bigger house inside
Tooltip
penal offence