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No regrets

2018-12-02

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MY LOVER WAS ANGRY AT ME

IT WORKED!

I DID THOSE MURDERS

BUT I'M SOOO-RRYYY

SO I WROTE AN APOLOGY SONG

SO I'VE WRITTEN ANOTHER ONE FOR ALL OF YOU

I DID THE MURDERS BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN-

HANG ON-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

I

GOT RESURRECTED. GOD APPRECIATES AN APOLOGY SONG EVEN IF YOU IDIOTS DON'T

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Self-attack is the best form of self-defense.
Tooltip
Crimes of the heart. Also, regular crimes.