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Cooties

2018-11-25

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I STARTED AS A MINUSCULE SPORE

BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!

I IMPLANTED IN A HUMAN LUNG

IT JUST GOES TO SHOW-

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JUST ONE OF MILLIONS DRIFTING WITH NO DIRECTION

THAT'S... SO... INSPIRATIONAL

NOW I CONTROL NINETY PERCENT OF ITS NERVOUS SYSTEM

I'M GONNA QUIT MY JOB AND BECOME A FITNESS MODEL

ANYONE CAN SUCCEED IF THEY JUST BELIEVE!

OF COURSE YOU ARE, BUDDY

OF COURSE YOU ARE

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Dance like nobody's watching, but if anyone else is dancing, watch them out of the corner of your eye and steal their moves.