Misbegats
CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S TWINS!
REALLY? WHICH WAS BORN FIRST?
THIS ONE.
IT WILL HATCH SOON
AND THESE ARE... DEFINITELY BOTH MINE?
WELL... PERHAPS...
POUND A HUGE CHUNK OF WRIGGLING MEAT OUT THROUGH THE ROYAL VAGINA
HA HAAA! I'M SURE THESE ONES ARE LEGIT!
THE WOMAN YOU HIRED TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
YOU SUSPECT SHE CHEATED ON YOU?
IS IT TOO SOON TO HAVE A TINY CROWN MADE UP FOR LITTLE EGGY?
TO BE SURE, YOU COULD HAVE THE SPAWN YOURSELF
HAVE MUSICIANS PLAY TO MASK THE RIP OF RENDING PERINEUM
NO. IT IS THE BEST TIME FOR THAT
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