Chamber of Commerce
SPRING'S COMING SO WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF ADVENTURERS THROUGH SOON-WE NEED QUESTS TO GIVE THEM. GOOD ONES THAT DON'T JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE WASTING THEIR TIME
FETCH ME THIRTY
WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
SUCK MY DICK!
NO, WAIT-
BUFFALO HORNS!
AH! GOOD! WHO CAN THEY GO AFTER?
I GOT A GOOD ONE- AN ASSASSINATION QUEST!
IS THAT ANOTHER QUEST SUGGESTION?
ASSASSINATE FIFTEEN BUFFALO
FANTASTIC. UNRELATEDLY, WHAT'S YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND HOW STRONG IS YOUR SECURITY?
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- fresh-baked MacGuffins
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- Can we send the first one on a quest to find quests?