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The Erotic Adventures of Mesmo

2020-03-22

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I HAVE TELEKINESIS WE CAN FUCK WITHOUT TOUCHING

GOD YES... YOU'RE SO GOOD... SO GOOD...

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WILL IT WORK

THROUGH A DOOR?

SURE!

I HAVE TELEKIMES WE CAN WITHOUT TOUCHIN

HAVE YOU STARTED?

GRYAAARGL

I'M NEARLY READY

I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I DON'T HAVE TELEKINESIS

AW. COULD YOU SPANK YOURSELF FOR ME? I'M GONNA RUB ONE OFF

Alt text
loosely based on the non-erotic adventures of Ben Franklin
Tooltip
90% of people who think they're telekinetic are actually mimes.