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WANNA DO CRAFT ACTIVITIES AS FOREPLAY?
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WE GET PAPER, GLITTER, GLUE, PIPE-CLEANERS, MAKE SEXY LINGERIE THEN FUCK!
I'M GONNA MAKE A CARDBOARD DICK SPIDER
YOU SHOUT
"YOUR CRAFT IS TERRIBLE!" AND SMASH IT OFF MY COCK, THEN WE FUCK
ACTUALLY, YOUR COCK SPIDER IS AMAZING
DAMN MY CRAFT SKILLS. WILL I EVER GET SEX?
SURE!
I DON'T THINK I CAN BEAR TO SMASH IT
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- Tiny beads trapped in too much glue. Aw yeah, baby.
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- I used to like wearing silk 'til I tried wearing spiders