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the Mackerel

2011-02-27

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MADAM, YOU ARE THE TULIP, THE ORCHID, I AM THE BEE OR BUTTERFLY OR SOME OTHER ANIMAL THAT STICKS ITS COCK INTO FLOWERS

I HAVE A KNIFE

OOH!

MY LITTLE COQUETTE!

MB

SO NOW WE KNOW WHO WE ARE, HOIST UP YOUR SKIRT

SORRY, ARE YOU USING IT NOW?

40000

YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO USE... SEDUCTION

YOU'LL START FEELING IT ANY MOMENT

JOOOOD 600

ACTUALLY, I JUST FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

SSH.

THAT'S HOW IT STARTS!

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don't spoil this moment by not fucking me
Tooltip
If I said you had a beautiful body would you feel affronted on behalf of your head?