high noon
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YOU'RE SAYING IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE?
NO-
IT COULD BE A COINCIDENCE
VERY WELL-
SET THE DAYBEASTS ON HIM...
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THAT SLATTERN KILLED TWENTY-FOUR MEN!
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING THAT FILTH?!
SO WHAT? WHO CARES IF WE KILL A SLUT?
HE'S A CUSTOMER.
BUT IF MEN KEEP DISAPPEARING?
OH, BUT HE'S NOT
JUST A SLUT...
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- meanwhile in the ivory tower
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- the customer is always right but sometimes stabbed for it.
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HELLO?
I NEED A MONSTER! ANYBODY?
JUST COMING BEHIND THE COUNTER HERE...
JUST BUYING A MONSTER... PAYMENT ON THE COUNTER!
HE'S THE KILLER!
THE REAL KILLER IS STEALTHY
THE REAL KILLER IS CLEVER
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- tag
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- 20% off all bitey bags today only
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8.
THE REAL KILLER LEAVES NO TRACE.
ARE YOU HURT?
I JUST
I JUST LOOKED...
YOU EXPOSED A MONSTER TO SUNLIGHT
NINETY PERCENT OF MONSTERS EXPLODE IN THE SUN. DIDN'T THEY TELL YOU THAT AT THE SHOP?
I JUST LOOKED!
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- sensible sun hats for monsters
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- even rarer are the monsters that explode in gravity
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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! HOW COULD I KNOW THAT?
OKAY - IT'S STILL OKAY. I GO BACK TO THE SHOP...
HERE.
LET ME WIPE YOUR FACE
IT'S NOT FOR US TO JUDGE SLUTS.
SLUTTINESS PUNISHES ITSELF.
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- only god can judge. and he hates sluts
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- I had a beautiful dream that nothing bad was about to happen