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2015-03-22

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HEEEEY! HOLDING UP THE WORLD HERE!

YEAH, AND YOU'RE ROCKING IT, BUDDY!!

THANKS! WHY NOT REPAY ME WITH A BLOWJOB?

SURE! WHY NOT?

LOTS OF PLACES. ARGOS, MOSTLY

POINT MY DICK AT

WHAAAT? I DON'T

ARGOS AS

I COME

WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!

DESTROY THE CITY IN A HUGE WAVE OF JISM

AW YEAH... SO, WHERE YOU FROM?

WELL, BETTER SWALLOW THEN, JUST TO BE SAFE

THE BALL'S JUST HELD UP BY A PILLAR OR SOMETHING ISN'T IT?

YEAH! DO YOU WANT A TURN UNDER IT? IT'S A TOTAL FUCK MAGNET

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a hollow earth would make it easier on him
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