The Heel of Empire
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IT IS OUR IMPERIAL DUTY TO CONQUER AND CIVILISE THE PRIMITIVE PEOPLES
WE ALSO ENCOURAGE OUR OWN SUBJUGATION BY SUPERIOR CIVILISATIONS
YOUR CIVILISATION, FOR EXAMPLE
WHY HAVE YOU NOT DRAWN US BY FORCE FROM OUR RELATIVE BARBARISM?
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WE'VE PUT THE WHOLE POPULATION INTO PRECAUTION CAMPS
THEY WON'T BE AIDING THE REBELLION IF ONE FORMS
WE'VE EXECUTED DISSENTERS HORRIBLY
SO YOU NEED NOT SOIL YOUR DISTINGUISHED HANDS WITH OUR BLOOD
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- Alt text
- we're like 80% child, 20% devil
- Tooltip
- We seek independence from independence itself
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WE HAVE A WEALTH OF NATURAL RESOURCES
WHO'D STOP YOU EXPLOITING THOSE, EH?
SCHTOK
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SO DON'T
DELAY THE INVASION!
CONQUER US SOON!
OR SOMEBODY LESS VIRTUOUS DEFINITELY WILL!
WHAT WAS THAT?
ARROW TO THE THROAT, SAH!
ONLY BLOODY LANGUAGE THESE SAVAGES UNDERSTAND
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CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
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- they also understand dance
- Tooltip
- Apparently there are lots of emperor penguins. That makes them oligarch penguins at worst