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STOPPED BY THE WATCH COVERED IN BLOOD? TRY THESE HANDY EXCUSES!
THIS IS MY BLOOD AND WHERE I WEAR IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
A REALLY BIG LEECH THREW UP ON ME
I'M A
BLOOD-O-GRAM FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER!
IT'S ROSACEA
IT WAS A VERY RARE STEAK
WOULD YOU BELIEVE
"MANSTRUATION"?
I WAS USED TO WIPE UP
A SPILL
D
GOSH, I AM SO BAD AT MASTURBATING
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