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2021-05-30 · 3 pages

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HELLO, JOHN

WHAT? NO! I DID EVERYTHING

YOU DIDN'T THINK

THAT WAS ALL, DID YOU JOHN?

YOU ASKED!

BUT YOU SAID...

OH, POOR BOY-

YOU REALLY THOUGHT I'D JUST LET YOU BE?

WHAT? THAT ISN'T FAIR!

AWW! WHAT ARE YOU

YOU LEAVE MY

WELL ALRIGHT

GOING TO DO, JOHN?

HOT WET MUM

CRY TO MOMMY?

OUT OF THIS!

I HAVE SO MUCH MORE WORK FOR YOU

IS SHE HOT, JOHN? IS YOUR HOT WET MUM SLICK WITH TEARS? SHOULD I GO AND VISIT HER RGHT NOW?

BUT I'LL NEED SOMETHING IN RETURN

Alt text
Erection problems
Tooltip
How did it know my name?

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YOU MUST LANCE ALL THESE CAVE BOLLS, JOHN

DO NOT COME HOME BEFORE YOU ARE DONE

LOYY

GREGREG

BESANTSL

OPP

I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS- THEY'RE KIND OF SAYING THINGS

I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO FEEL GOOD!. NOW DO IT!

TWR

CHHSST

000

FOYTL

HESHMUT

XFFC

BT

CCT

PPROXY

KER

SHH

PRORLL

Alt text
How long have we had this cave?
Tooltip
Never pop cave bolls. Apply a warm antiseptic compress.

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I'M SORRY TO HAVE TRICKED YOU, JOHN, BUT I HAD NO CHOICE

MUM! NO!

HAD NO CHOICE? PAST TENSE? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS IS OVER?

PLEASE! NO! I DID EVERYTHING YOU ASKED!

000

Alt text
Is there a tiny penis on your penis?
Tooltip
On that day the penis discovered if you want to be in a successful boy band, you have to make compromises