Laridae
I SEEK ADMISSION TO THE CITADEL OF JUSTICE! I WISH TO BECOME A PALADIN!
OH YES? ANY PARTICULAR REASON FOR THIS RESOLVE?
SORRY KID, YOU WANT REVENGE,
NOT JUSTICE
THAT... IS THE SHITTIEST START I'VE EVER HEARD OF
BUT IT'S A START. COME ON IN, KID
WAIT... WAIT... I'M PRETTY CROSS THAT THE BIGGEST SEAGULLS GET ALL THE BREAD!
BOGDAN HOOK-HAND KILLED MY PARENTS!
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COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T AFFECT YOU PERSONALLY
I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED MY PARENTS
AND NOW YOU WANT REVENGE?
NAH.
I'M SURE YOU HAD YOUR REASONS
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- Straight to you, from the gullet of the gull
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- Bogdan killed my parents through improper hygiene