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The Glamazon Way

2013-06-02

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WHOAH! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE?

WELL,

GET RID OF IT! SWORDS ARE NOT OUR WAY!

UH- IT'S A SWORD

THE LASSO

WE USE LADY

WEAPONS!

THE NET

THE WHIP

ENGULFING WEAPONS!

THE THROWING ANUS

IF WE USE THRUSTING WEAPONS OR HIDE OUR TITS, PEOPLE THINK '00-SHE WISHES SHE WAS A MAN'

BUT WHY DO WE CARE SO MUCH WHAT EVERYONE THINKS?

HONESTLY-

IF YOU SPENT HALF AS MUCH TIME ON YOUR MAKEUP AS YOU DO ON STUPID QUESTIONS YOU'D BE SO PRETTY

BECAUSE WE'RE LADIES!

Alt text
at a push you could fight with the sheath
Tooltip
the Glamazons don't follow fashion- they set traps for it and wear its shiny pelt