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2021-01-24

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I NEED A TOWER. A SEXY TOWER WITH LOTS OF BOOB WINDOWS

YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT A LITERAL TYPE OF INSOLENCE! WINDOW, RIGHT?

CLEARLY AN ARCHITECT WAS THE WRONG CHOICE

I AM SO EXCITED TO DESIGN YOU A TITTY TOWER!

I CAN'T GUARANTEE IT'LL STAND UP THOUGH

YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE

HELL NO!

IT'LL FALL

DOWN THOUGH?

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

FOOM

I'M GOING TO SPEAK TO A PERVERT

FUCK IT. I'LL JUST DO FREE-RANGE PRINCESSES

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Roadside sexual attraction
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When you said you lived in a nursing home...