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2021-01-31

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OH WILL YOU HELP ME, HANDSOME STRANGER?

MY PANTS ARE VERY TINY INDEED

SEE,

GOSH, THEY ARE SMALL

NO I WILL

I DON'T KNOW

IF THAT'S HOW PANTS WORK

BUT I'M JUST SAYING

SO YOU WON'T FUCK ME THEN?

MAYBE IT WON'T CHANGE THE SIZE

OF YOUR PANTS

WHAT IF THEY GET YEAH, I GUESS EVEN SMALLER?

GET THAT COCK HARD AND JAM IT INTO MY WET WET PUSSY?

YOU'LL

FUCK MY PANTS BIGGER, THEN?

THEY'LL DISAPPEAR ENTIRELY AND THEN I WON'T BE WEARING PANTS I AM SO SURPRISED THAT WORKED

WELL, THANKS AGAIN

POUND IT RELENTLESSLY TIL MY PANTS PUFF UP REEEEAL NICE AND BIG?

HEY! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

GOTTA GO!

G

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These bermuda shorts used to be a bermuda triangle