Lament
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OH! OH! THE ROSE UNBLOOMED! THE PEARL UNFORMED!
SORRY TO INTERRUPT AT A TIME LIKE THIS-
THE POOR DEAR CRUMPET, FOREVER UNBUTTERED
EXACTLY
WHAT?
BUT HE ISN'T DEAD, SIR
SOME KIND OF MAGICAL SLEEP, SIR.
OH, THOSE MOIST EYES!
BUT I'M DRESSED FOR A FUNERAL
VERY NICE, SIR. DOLOROUS BUT PREDATORY
THOSE QUIVERING LI-HIII-IIIPS!
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- Tears on my pillow. Somebody sew this up.
- Tooltip
- We don't normally do funerals for apprentices. Usually we just sweep up.
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LIII-IIIIIII- NH
MWAAAAAGGGHHHHH! WHY WHY WHYYYYYY!
PARDON THE AMBASSADOR. HIS FUNERAL DRUGS HAVE COME ON EARLY
AHHHH GOOOOH NOOOOH BEEEEEE sooooo SNOOOOOH!
NO FUNERAL TODAY SIR- COME AND WE'LL FIND YOU SOMETHING SAD TO LOOK AT
IIII DOOOONNN WAAAANNN TOO LOOOOOOK AT SAAAAAAAD
DEEPEST SYMPATHIES,
SIR
OH MY GOD! I'M TOTALLY INCONSOLABLE! REALLY, SIR? YOU'RE HOLDING IT TOGETHER TERRIBLY WELL
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- Quivering and lachrymose
- Tooltip
- As a body fluid, tears don't get much of a run in porn.