albatross
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AS I COUNT, YOU'VE DONE FIVE THINGS RECENTLY THAT I REALLY SHOULD KILL YOU FOR.
CAN YOU NAME THEM? GIVE IT A TRY.
OO! 000! I KNOW THIS!
NO NO! WAIT! DON'T SAY THAT!
SAY- SAY-
YOU HAVE THE TIME IT TAKES FOR AN IRON TO GET RED HOT
OH! AND!
TELL THEM TO DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD SO I CAN FUCK IT!
ONE-YOU'RE A FUCKUP AND YOU DO EVERYTHING WRONG
"I SNIFF PANTIES AND I TOUCH MYSELF ANALLY AND WHENEVER I HAVE A PROBLEM I JUST CRY"
AND THAT YOU WET THE BED FOR ATTENTION!
- Alt text
- In which an iron is heating but we don't see it
- Tooltip
- for extra points, present your five sins as a song
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AND THAT...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
YOU HAD A ONE-NOTE LIFE AND DUMPING YOUR INANE SHIT ON ME WON'T CHANGE THAT, YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!
THERE'S... GOING TO BE A NEXT TIME?
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NOT FOR YOU PERSONALLY.
UH-
DO YOU APPRECIATE, APPRENTICE, WHO THIS IS ALL FOR?
RETURN HIS MAGIC ARROW, CAPTAIN. I'M FINISHED.
I PUNISH, HOPING YOU WILL IMPROVE NEXT TIME.
BUT THERE
OH, YES. WILL BE ANOTHER APPRENTICE
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- tweak his beard until he talks
- Tooltip
- Business as usual in the passive-aggressive torture chamber
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WAIT, WAIT, LADY NO-
GUYS? GUYS! GUUUUYS!
FOR
AAAAUUGHH!
COME ON! HE'S NOT DEAD! SERIOUS!
YOU ALL SAW HIM BREATHING, RIGHT? HE WAS BREATHING!
OH MY GOD! THIS IS ALL MY FAAAULT!
APPRENTICE WANTED LEARN MAGICA
MO
GUYS?
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- sorry, where's the albatross?
- Tooltip
- The arrow of regret apologises for not shooting you sooner. Busy schedule.