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Kill the Messenger

2017-10-22 · 2 pages

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SKELETON COURIER! HEY, SKELETON COURIER COMING THROUGH!

THIS MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD TIME

OKAY! FINE! SEE YOU WHEN THERE'S NEWS

YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD NEWS WHEN THEY SEND A SKELETON COURIER!

SKELETON COURIER!

SKELETON

COURIER!

OOO!

YOU'VE REALLY LOST WEIGHT!

BUT YOUR BONE STRUCTURE IS AMAZING

I GOTTA ASK- HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT WITH A SKELETON?

PAC 000000

NAH, YOU'RE RIGHT

I MEAN, SURE YOU HAVE, BUT A MEATLESS ONE?

LET'S JUST KEEP THIS PROFESSIONAL

Alt text
less wind resistance
Tooltip
If it's really bad news, send a clown courier

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SIS FOR KELETON C IS FOR OURIER

SO, I'VE PUT SOME KOHL AROUND MY EYE-SOCKETS

GOT NO SKIN BUT DON'T LET IT WORRY-YER

SKELETON COURIER! SKEL...

DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK STARTLED?

WOW

JUST... WOW

YOU

CAN SAY

HONESTLY- I DON'T

MIND

I'M GONNA BE BACK IN SIX MONTHS WITH A SCROLL OF 'ANIMATE DEAD'

STAY BEAUTIFUL FOR ME,

BABY

Alt text
ask about skeleton food delivery
Tooltip
Contouring looks great on a skull too.