God of Lies
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ONLY GOD CAN
JUDGE ME!
SURE! BUT FIRST YOU NEED TO JUDGE GOD!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THERE'S A
RANGE OF GODS
AVAILABLE TO
THERE'S ONLY ONE FAIR WAY
BEAUTY PAGEANT!
THE WOULD-BE
WORSHIPPER
HI, I'M DAGON THE
SEAFOOD
FISH GOD
ARE YOU
THE GOD
HOW DO YOU PICK ONE?
WELL I LOVE
OKAY THANKS. WHO'S
HI, I'M WOBBLY JOHN, THE GOD OF
NEXT?
THE HARVEST
FOR ME?
I HATE OUTSIDERS AND HOPE TO ONE DAY FLOOD THE WORLD
EH, I'M MORE ABOUT THE SEAFOOD EATING YOU
#1 GOD
REALLY? BECAUSE YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE THE GOD OF LIES
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- lots of throwing thunderbolts in the talent section
- Tooltip
- I'm interested to see who God thanks on winning a beauty pageant.
Page 2
THAT'S SUCH A SHITTY ACCUSATION
WHATEVER I SAY NOW, YOU'LL JUST CALL IT A LIE
HA HAAA! THAT'S
NOT TRUE!
SEE? SCREW YOUR STUPID PAGEANT!
I'M THE NATURE GOD FOGGDOGG
THAT DOESN'T
SOUND RIGHT! WHO ARE YOU REALLY?
GOD OF LIES!
I BESTOW BLESSINGS AND JUSTICE ON EVERYONE
I COULD BE ANYONE! IT'S WAY TOO DARK TO TELL!
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- nested gods, like they don't have in Russia
- Tooltip
- I once did an unnatural act with a nature god
Page 3
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BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A DEITY WHO DIDN'T EVEN RESPECT YOU ENOUGH TO LIE?
YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE MURDERED THAT GYPSY!
GOSH! WHAT GOD COULD BE SO BRAVE?
HANG ON- WHO IS THAT?
WOBBLY JOHN'S MAKIN' SANDWICHES,
BABY!
WHAT?
P
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- good sandwiches, too
- Tooltip
- for god bites, wash the area with soap and water and apply a clean bandage
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COME OUT DICKWIPES!
IS THIS STILL
NO! THIS ISN'T
I GOT CHOCOLATE COVERED PEANUTS!
THE
THE
PUPPET
SHOW!
SHOW?
IT'S FUCKING THE OTHER PUPPETS!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BUT YOU GET THE PRESENTS!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT AS PART OF...
DON'T START UP! THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING SHOW!
OH MY GOD- WHERE DID THAT PUPPET THEATRE COME FROM?
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- oh yeah, baby, you fit like a glove puppet
- Tooltip
- I think the puppet's doing ventriloquism for the other puppet.
Page 5
NAUGHTY!
NAUGHTY!
NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!
PUT
YOUR HAND INSIDE ME
IT'S YOUR ONLY CHANCE
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ONLY A PUPPET CAN STOP A PUPPET
DON'T DO IT! YOU ONLY HAVE THE PUPPET'S WORD!
PA
12
WHAT IF IT'S A...
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- you can probably trust the trickster character.
- Tooltip
- Throw down the bat and let's negotiate in high-pitched voices.
Page 6
RARARGLE!
8
8
BKUTOOOM!
SHARKS GOTTA SWIM OR THEY DIE!
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- sucker-punch
- Tooltip
- can too much violence in puppet shows de-sensitise you to the plight of real-world puppets?
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AA
I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
DOGS CAN'T SWEAT!
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NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!
NAUGHTY!
NAUGHTY!
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- gods need clear limits
- Tooltip
- the god of lies has a hymn book but it's mostly screaming
Page 8
I JUST WANTED YOU TO
WHO ARE YOU REALLY?
NOTICE
ME
YEAH,
OKAY! OKAY!
WELL I
WE'RE GOING!
SAID IT,
So...
THIS REALLY YEAH, WELL IT
THAT DOESN'T
YOU!
DOESN'T MAKE MUCH
HAPPENED
REALLY MAKE
SENSE EITHER
SENSE
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO US, JUST PRETEND
I'VE LEARNED AN IMPORTANT
YOU'RE NOT HOME LESSON TODAY
IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO YOU, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
YAAAAAAAY!
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SITHRAK HAS NO FEELINGS ABOUT YOU SPECIFICALLY BUT HATES YOUR TYPE
- Alt text
- they did the puppet show again at the next house.
- Tooltip
- The god of lies went on to take a mortal lover and sire a half-truth.