Jawbone of an Ass
A SHIELD? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
REAL WARRIORS DON'T USE SHIELDS
OKAY.
DO YOU WANT A SECOND SWORD FOR YOUR OTHER HAND?
SWORD? HAH! WEAPONS ARE FOR IDIOTS WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES!
WATCH ME SLAY A THOUSAND FOES WITH, I DUNNO... THIS PASTA
WE JUST WEATHER THE BLOWS
ANY LAST REQUESTS? WORDS OF WISDOM FOR YOUR TOMBSTONE?
FOOL! TOMBS ARE FOR DEAD PEOPLE. I'M NOT DYING... IT'S JUST... MY BEDTIME...
WE'LL MAKE YOUR GRAVE REFLECT THAT
WAKE ME AT 7
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- as long as nobody cheats by using weapons, everyone should be fine.
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- I'm looking for some kind of pasta-sauce-based battle pun here.