Forewarned
SO YOU'VE VISITED THE ORACLE AND GOTTEN A SPECIFIC DATE OF DEATH
AS A DEATH PLANNER I'M HERE TO MAKE YOUR SPECIAL DAY ALL YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING OF
FIERY REVENGE?
CONDOLENCES
NO WAY
HEROIC SACRIFICE?
REST IN PEACE, IDIOT
wwwwww
AND SURE- IT'LL BE EXPENSIVE
SPECTACULAR FUCK-PARADE?
BUT DO YOUR KIDS REALLY DESERVE AN INHERITANCE?
HA HAAA-I TOTALLY KNEW THAT AND WAS JUST KIDDING
GREAT. JUST SIGN THIS WILL AND WE'LL GET STARTED
I'M NOT DESTINED TO DIE 'TIL NEXT YEAR
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- Startlingly specific for an oracle.
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- I got the gift of prophecy but I would have been fine with socks.