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2012-05-06

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YOU ARE BRAVE, UUDROTH, AND NOBLE. BUT I FEAR YOU CAN NEVER JOIN OUR BAND BECAUSE YOUR HEAD RESEMBLES A PENIS.

YOUR HEAD.

I'M SORRY?

IT LOOKS LIKE A COCK.

NO IT DOESN'T!

IT'S... EXACTLY LIKE ONE.

MY GOD-

HIS COCK LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU!

I THOUGHT THE CLASSY THING WAS NOT TO MENTION IT.

ONCE AGAIN, BRAVE UUDROTH, YOU PUT ME TO SHAME. YOU MAY JOIN OUR BAND OF WARRIORS.

WOOHOO!

WOOWOO WOOWOO WOOOOO!

DID I

MENTION I'M CONSIDERING

RETIREMENT?

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A fighting cock.
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Gather up Uudroth's justice juice. It's good for the complexion.