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2012-04-29 · 3 pages

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FFFFFFAAAAA ARGHHRRHHYL

HA!

DID YOU HEAR THAT? IT'S TOTALLY WORKING!

HYAAAHRGHYII WAS BLINKING MY EYES YOU IDIOTS! ONE FOR YES, TWO FOR NO

NURSE

I LAY IN WAIT FOR THE CULPRITS AND FOLLOWED THEM BACK TO THEIR PAVILION. WHAT DWELT THERE TOOK ME BY SURPRISE.

SHUT UP! HEAD'S TALKING!

I ADVANCED ON THE DEN OF MALICE AND DELIVERED MY CHALLENGE

OH MY ODDS! YOU'RE OKAY! WHAT HAPPENED?

I AM MORAG OF THE IMMORTALS!, I FORMALLY, DECLARE NEMESIS!

REALLY? GETTING YOUR BODY EATEN IS 'PLAN A' FOR MOST PEOPLE

Alt text
ventriloquism made easy
Tooltip
The harder you blow, the higher her voice goes.

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I WILL CUT MY WAY THROUGH YOU, FOE BY FOE, ROOM BY ROOM, FLOOR BY FLOOR. I WILL CARVE A DRIPPING EFFIGY OF VENGEANCE FROM YOUR MISSHAPEN MASS. NOT ONE CRIMSON DROP WILL REST UNSPILLED

UH- JUST A MOMENT

SURRENDER NOW AND SPARE YOUR LIVES

WELL, WE HAD A CHAT AND WHILE SURRENDER ISN'T A REAL OPTION, WE THOUGHT WE COULD SAVE SOME BLOODSHED BY SHOWING YOU STRAIGHT TO THE ULTIMATE LEADER. THE DARK MASTER WHO COMMANDS US.

SENSIBLE. LEAD ON

WAIT... DIZZY... JUST A MINUTE...

NOOO! KEEP BLOWING!

COULD YOU USE SHORTER WORDS,

MORAG?

M

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Jumpsuits only policy
Tooltip
Hey, feed the head something so I get to eat it.

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WELL GO ON! ADMINISTER FIRST AID!

NURSE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO UNLESS SHE HAS A COCK

Alt text
Did that door just hiss open?
Tooltip
Atelectasis