Incubus
HI THERE! I'M THE AVOCADO!
...WHAT TIME IS IT?
SILLY BILLY! YOU DON'T NEED ATTRACTION TO FUCK SOMEBODY!
JUST THINK OF ALL THE HEALTHY OILS!
I'M GREAT FOR YOUR SKIN AND HAIR
WHAT? UH, NO THANKS
BUT I'M DELICIOUS AND FULL OF HEALTHY OILS!
AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME!
NOT INTERESTED
SEX WITH?
AVOCADO!
PLEASE- JUST LET ME SLEEP
SEX WITH AVOCADO! SEX WITH AVOCADO! SEX WITH AVOCADO!
YEAH, LOOK- YOU'RE JUST NOT ATTRACTIVE TO ME
YOUR HAIR WANNA TALK
HEY!
LOOKS
GREAT!
I DON'T
ABOUT IT
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