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Dimorphism

2016-06-12

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ENT

DRYAD

WHY DO FEMALES LOOK THE SAME IN ALL SPECIES?

LM

NOBODY KNOWS!

T-REX

DEATH-CAP

HUMAN MALE

HUMAN

FEMALE

T-REGINA

LADY DEATH-CAP

BUT WHY DON'T MALE HUMANS LOOK LIKE ANYTHING?

THEY PURSUE

WEIRD DEVIANT SEX SHAPES!

YES!.

THEY'RE LIKE... BLOBBY CHICKS YOU WOULDN'T FUCK!

BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL PERVERTS!

THAT'S WHY WE MUST ATTACK!

KILL HUMANS

BUT...

WHY?

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