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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

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WHO... WHO'S THERE?

JUST... WAIT THERE,

OKAY?

I SMELL OIL. ARE YOU HEATING OIL IN THERE?

IT'S GOING TO TAKE AGES! GO DOWN AND KEEP HIM TALKING!

TRAVELLER. HERE FOR THE MONSTERS

SO... HOW COME YOU'RE AN OUTSIDER BUT YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN?

BUT YOU MUST BE! OR HOW COULD YOU BE HERE?

I... I'M NOT A VIRGIN!

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I FUCK THINGS ALL THE TIME! I SUCKED...

ANYHOW- I'M CONSTANTLY HAVING SEX DONE TO ME.

NO! LOOK- I JUST WANT TO BUY A MONSTER, OKAY?

SO WAIT, IF YOU...

AAARG!

SO YOU'RE... A VIRGIN HARLOT?

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FRENCH

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P-PLEASE! DON'T VIOLATE ME!

WHAT'S HAPPENING? LARS? ARE YOU OKAY?

LET ME IN!

IS HE STILL OUT THERE?

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N-NO!

HE'S GONE! CRREELAK

WE'RE GOING TO NEED A CALLIGRAPHER!

DISASTER

AAHHG!

DISASTER! A SLUT HAS ENTERED OUR CITY AND MEANS TO DESTROY US ALL.

DO NOT PANIC DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO AID THE SLUT, BUT BE AWARE THE SLUT MAY TRY TO TRICK YOU.