Dawn of the slut
The
Wyrm
Tunnel
BEHEMOTH
bad back SPLus-shack SADDLERY
DARIS HORRORS
HELLO?
I'M HERE TO BUY A MONSTER.
SLAM
YOU SELL MONSTERS. SELL ME A FUCKING MONSTER!
HANG ON- YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL VIRGINS.
GO AWAY!
WE'RE GOOD PEOPLE AND WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS!
OH MY GOD! THE SLUT'S SEEN THROUGH OUR RUSE WITHOUT EVEN SEEING IT!
PLEASE! SPARE ME AND TAKE MY LOVELY DAUGHTERS TO DO WITH AS YOU WISH!
HOW DO YOU HAVE DAUGHTERS?
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- We're not open yet and may never be.
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- Don't fancy my daughters? Perhaps you'd like to lick my salty wife?