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Humans!

2014-09-07 · 2 pages

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OPEN THE GATE! A SWARM OF HUMANS SEEKS SHELTER!

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WE ARE AUTHENTIC HUMANS!

I AM EATING CHEESES AND COOKED MEAT!

HEY!

AAH!

LET'S BUILD PAIN IN MY

A REALLY BIG THING!

VULNERABLE PARTS!

WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T INTEND TO BREED?

I'M REPEATING YOUR OPINION BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME

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Alt text
early humans
Tooltip
Sometimes you need to impersonate a human to get a job.

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WOW! YOU ALL HAVE TO TRY SEX! IT'S AMAZING!

AAAAH, HUMANS, EH?

OKAY, THIS FEELS LIKE A MISTAKE BUT... I'M GOING TO LET YOU IN

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easy on the cheeses
Tooltip
Stay wooden, Pinocchio. Humans are shitty.