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Chirp and mutter

2014-09-21

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WE SAID 'TIL DEATH DO US PART' SO WHEN YOU DIED, I ASSUMED THAT THE MARRIAGE WAS OFF

YEAH, ME TOO!

I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT GUY WHO MARRIED US WASN'T A PRIEST AT ALL!

YOU MEAN...

NNNECROMAAAANCERRRR

10

SA

UH, YOU'VE HAD THE BABY UNDERWATER FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!

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You've got your granddady's eyes
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I don't really know what dead people want so I tend to just give them deodorant.