Hostilities

WHAT BETTER CAUSE CAN WE FIGHT FOR-DIE FOR, THAN OUR FAMILIES, OUR TRADITIONS, OUR WAY OF LIFE?

HOT SEX WITH RIVER NYMPHS!

HA HAA HAA HA HA HAA

DON'T BE CASHING IN MY GRAVITAS FOR CHEAP LAUGHS, ASSHOLE

THAT'S WHAT THE NYMPHS

SAID!

THAT DOESN'T

HAA HAAA HA HA HAAA

EVEN MAKE SENSE

NYMPHS SAID THAT TOO

HAA HA HA HAAA HAAA

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YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS

THAT'S WHAT THE NYMPHS SAID

ABOUT YOU

HAA HAAA HA HA HAAA

THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!

DIDN'T THERE USE TO BE MORE PEOPLE AROUND?

I HEARD THEY ALL DIED IN A BATTLE

AWW. EVEN THE ONE WITH THE TINY

PENIS?