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Haze

2023-06-25

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I HAVE DEVELOPED A WEAPON TOO TERRIBLE TO USE!

NO! IT WORKS TOO WELL TO EVER BE UNLEASHED!

WHAT? DOESN'T WORK AT ALL?

I...

NO IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU HORNY

WEIRD. WHY AM I SO HORNY?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

IS IT A REALLY NASTY DOG?

WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOONE?

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YOU SAID IT WAS ON A LEASH

OO! IS IT A PURPLE VAPOUR THAT MAKES YOU STUPID AND HORNY?

NOT LITERALLY!

IN A JAR LABELLED 'DO NOT OPEN'

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As a weapon it causes terrible overpopulation