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Hoist

2023-12-17

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YOU'VE MADE ME SO HORNY!

WHY WOULD GOD WANT ME HORNY?

THAT CAN'T BE TRUE

...AND YOU'VE TRIED THAT?

GET MORE TURNED ON! YOU MAY BE ABLE TO FLY!

QUICK!

FUUUCK!

DO A SEXY DANCE!

NO, GOD MADE YOU HORNY

SEXY SEXY

DANCE

PERHAPS HE PLANS TO RAISE YOU TO HEAVEN BY THE DICK

OTHERWISE IF I DID A HEADSTAND, MY STIFFY WOULD STILL POINT UP

LORD, WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME TO YOU?

DANCE

NEED TO HANG THIS UP

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I’ve got room for your umbrella, lord.