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bishop of the love god

2023-12-10

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WE'RE IN AN AWFUL POLITICAL MARRIAGE

I COULD... BUT SHOULD I?

IF YOU WERE IN LOVE THOSE REASONS WOULD STILL EXIST

CAN YOU PRAY FOR US TO FALL IN LOVE?

DON'T TRY AND FUCK ME BACK INTO THE FOLD, LOVE GOD!

YOU HATE EACH OTHER FOR LEGITIMATE REASONS

WE COULD JUST DO MOUTH STUFF IF YOU LIKE

YOU'D BE CONFUSED AND CONFLICTED AND IN MONARCHS, THAT SPELLS TROUBLE

WE DON'T HAVE TO FUCK FUCK

...YEAH OKAY

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IS SOMEBODY HAVING A CRISIS OF FAITH?

Alt text
Everything wipes clean in the temple of love
Tooltip
Love conquers all but then struggles to administer its territories