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ASS MURDER!

WHAT?

OH. NOT REALLY CLEAR

HOW CAN I? YOU'RE GETTING NOWHERE NEAR ME

IT'S AXE MURDER BUT THE AXE IS IN MY ASS!

SHUT UP AND DIE!

AND WOULDN'T DO MUCH DAMAGE

IF YOU HIT

HONESTLY- JUST PULL THE AXE OUT OF YOUR ASS AND KILL ME THE NORMAL WAY

NO WAY! ASS MURDER IS MY SIGNATURE

OH GROW UP!

YOU SMUG

FUCK!

NO WONDER PEOPLE WANT TO ASS MURDER YOU

OOH! I'M DESTINED FOR GREATNESS BECAUSE I'M SO SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT!

JUST LIKE EVERY FUCKHEAD WITH AN AXE IN THEIR BUTT, WONDERING HOW ALL THEIR VICTIMS HAVE TWINS

WHAT... HOW DID YOU...

THOSE AREN'T TWINS! PEOPLE ARE JUST PRETENDING TO BE DEAD OUT OF PITY

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THAT'S NOT TRUE! THERE WERE FUNERALS!

FFT. WHERE? TAVERNS?

THEY... THEY WERE

SKTANG! BDUMPA RUNKA

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THUNK!

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WAKES!

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HEAR YE, HEAR YE- ASS MURDERER CLAIMS FIRST ACTUAL VICTIM