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Conflict Resolution

2017-08-13

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PROFESSIONAL HOSTAGE?

HOSTAGE SIR?

MAKE A GREAT DAY PERFECT WITH A HOSTAGE?

NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING

ME?

NOBODY'S TOO GOOD FOR HOSTAGES!

POT

DO NOT

HOSTAG

SHOOT A

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH

HOSTA DQ NOT SHOOT

THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HOSTAGES?

HOSTAG

NOW DID HE PAY FOR YOUR SERVICES IN ADVANCE?

TAKE A HOSTAGE MA'AM?

YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR FUCKING MONEY!

HOSTAGE DO NOT SHOOT

HAVE YOUR DEMANDS TAKEN SERIOUSLY?

YOU THINK YOU CAN...

HO

HOSTA DO NOT SHOOT

NO HE SAID I SHOULD TAKE THE MONEY OFF HIS CORPSE

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I've risen three points on the prisoner exchange
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All the kids are taking hostages. Or Pokemons. I can't tell the difference.