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Lair of the Grandmaster

2014-03-23

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WELCOME TO THE LETHAL CHESSBOARD

THIS IS A BIT SHIT, ISN'T IT?

THE

ULTIMATE GAME OF DEATH!

OH. WOULD I BE BETTER OFF PUTTING SOME SNAKES ON A LADDER OR SOMETHING?

NO, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF NOT RECREATING CHILDREN'S BOARD GAMES

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HEY!

CHESS ISN'T FOR KIDS!

YOU'D RATHER THEY BATTLED EACH OTHER TO DEATH?

WHAAAT?

WELL, CHESS IS BASED ON ARMIES BATTLING

MAKING IT DEADLY JUST TAKES IT HALF WAY BACK TO ITS ORIGIN

WELCOME TO

MMMN

THE LETHAL NURSERY!

CHILDCARE FOR A CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD

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Computers can play chess now but people won't stop.
Tooltip
If you make jenga really big it gets lethal too.