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Curse Emporium

2014-03-16

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WHO DISTURBS MY DAMNED DOORBELL?

I'VE GOT THIS ENEMY I WANT CURSED WITH SEX. LOTS OF AWESOME SEX WITH REALLY HOT CHICKS

FACE MERE Z

AW, COME ON! IT'D TOTALLY BE A CURSE!

NEWRSED PLANTS

NN

VERY WELL!

I CURSE YOU WITH 20% OFF FOR THE NEXT HOUR ONLY!

WHAT IS THIS HAPLESS FOOL'S

NAME?

2000

IT'S ME. I'D LIKE TO CURSE MYSELF, PLEASE

FREE KITTENS

MMN- I DON'T REALLY SEE HOW THAT'S A CURSE

EVERYONE WOULD BE JEALOUS, YOU WOULDN'T GET MUCH WORK DONE...

YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET SOMEONE ELSE TO COME IN AND DO THIS FOR YOU?

CURSER

NEW CURSET

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We never close! It's our curse!
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No refunds. That's a free curse to all our customers.