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Game of Death

2013-09-15

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SO YOU'RE ELITE WARRIORS FROM ALL OVER THE REALM, PREPARING TO BATTLE TO THE DEATH

YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING GOOD, DON'T YOU?

DYING LIKE THAT CAN TAKE A LONG TIME- WHAT WILL YOU THINK AS YOU LIE THERE?

OR IS IT JUST THAT DEEP DOWN I'M NOT VERY GOOD?

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, LOSERS TIME TO FACE YOUR MEDIOCRITY. BRIEFLY.

WELL, PRETTY MUCH ALL OF YOU WILL BLEED TO DEATH TODAY

THAT'S A TERRIBLE ATTITUDE! I, FOR ONE, AM PROUD JUST TO BE HERE!

COULD I HAVE PRACTICED HARDER? DID MY ATTENTION STRAY TOO OFTEN?

GUESS I WAS ONLY ELITE COMPARED TO THE BUSH LEAGUE SO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT GUY? WELL GUESS WHAT-

THAT GUY WAS SHIT AND HE MADE IT AS FAR AS YOU

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You don't win the game of death by dying first. The name is misleading.