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Brass Knobs

2013-09-08

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ALRIGHT, YOU'RE IN NUMBER TWELVE

PEOPLE KEPT LOSING THEIR KEYS SO WE HAD COMBINATION COCKS INSTALLED

YOU'RE TWO BIG LICKS, A SLURP ON THE HEAD AND SIX TUGS WITH YOUR FINGER IN THE KEYHOLE

I'M... WHAT?

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WHERE... DO YOU EVEN GET SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

UKKEN A bCKSMIT!

FROM A LOCKSMITH.

YEAH!

FUKKEN LOCKS!

OBVIOUSLY.

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They also sell knockers and hinges. 'Hinges' isn't an innuendo but they're fukken useful.