the Fist of Felt
I WAS GOING TO DO A SEXY STRIPTEASE BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED
SO I'VE BROUGHT IN A FORMER LOVER WITH A PUPPET
THAT WAS THE LEAST EROTIC THING I'VE EVER SEEN
I ANTICIPATED YOU'D THINK THAT SO I HAD A PUPPET OF YOU MADE UP
TO GIVE YOU AN APPROXIMATION
I THINK I'M SO GOOD BUT MY COLOGNE STINKS AND MY DICK IS WEIRD
I CONSTANTLY STARE AT BOOBS AND...
AW! WHERE'D HE GO?
DON'T KNOW. BUT CAN I JUST SAY THANKS FOR BREAKING UP WITH ME?
INCLUDING BOILS
10'
IT WAS A PLEASURE!
- Alt text
- spare the rod, spoil the muppet
- Tooltip
- to be fair, good puppet lingerie is fiddly to make