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The Dickens

2017-01-08 · 2 pages

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SERIOUSLY,

STEEEEAL IIIIT

KILL HIIIM

HAVE UNWED SSEEEX

YOU ARE THE WORST DEVIL

DEER IN A DEVIL SUIT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DO UNWED SEX

20.

DEER NEVER GET MARRIED AT ALL

WHATEVER, DEER. LIONS DON'T GET MARRIED EITHER

GO FUCK YOURSELF, LION IN A DEVIL SUIT

HEY! COME ON NOW DEVILS!

BUT HUMANS GET MARRIED ALL THE TIME

ARGUING WON'T SOLVE

THIS

BECAUSE I'M AWESOME

THEY ALSO DO MURDER CONSTANTLY

YOU'RE A LAZY PIECE

OF SHIT

Alt text
cow devils have so many horns
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the devil also had the idea for velcro

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HANG ON, WHO'S THAT?

DEVIL SUIT IN A DEVIL SUIT

IT WHISPERS IN THE EAR OF THOSE IN DEVIL

SUITS

ARGUING WON'T SOLVE THIS BUT KILLING THAT IDIOT WILL

AAAAH! YOU'VE KILLED DEER IN A DEVIL SUIT!

WHO WILL TEMPT THE DEER TO SIN NOW?

FFT. NOT MY PROBLEM

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does this come in a size 666?
Tooltip
Don't offer the devil a drink. It takes ages to get out of the costume to pee.