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Crescendo

2024-09-08

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MUSIC

MUSIC LESSONS & SEX

BEAR IN MIND YOU'RE ONLY PAYING FOR THE MUSIC LESSON

90 PERCENT OF ADULTS WHO TAKE UP AN INSTRUMENT DO SO IN THE HOPE OF GETTING LAID

I EXPECT YOU TO PUT YOUR SHARE OF WORK INTO THE SEX

SO NOBODY HAS TO LISTEN TO THEIR ENDLESS SHITTY PRACTICING

YOU'RE WELCOME

I FIND IF YOU FUCK THEM EARLY THEY GIVE UP SOONER

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Sexual Overtures.
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There are lyrics but they’re only vowels.