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EVERYBODY ASKS-
NOT MUCH
HELLO
WHICH WORKED OUT GREAT
NEARLY... NEARLY...
IF I HAD MY WISH AGAIN WHAT WOULD I DO DIFFERENT?
...IS
THAT
ALL?
I GOT THIS COCK IN THE HOPES OF LOTS OF SEX
OBVIOUSLY IT'S TOO BIG TO FIT INTO ANYONE
EVERYONE IS DISAPPOINTED WHEN MY PYLON-SIZED DICK SQUIRTS REGULAR LOADS OF CUM
SO I GUESS MY WISH SHOULD HAVE BEEN-
ENORMOUS HARD COCK THAT SHOOTS GEYSERS OF JIZ
BUT I GET SOooo MUCH URETHRAL FISTING
OR TO CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE
THINK
EITHER WOULD
BE GREAT
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- I always giggle when I insert a column in a spreadsheet.