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BAD
NEWS LORD- THE FISH ALL DIED IN THE FLOOD
THEN THE SALT WATER FISH DIED BECAUSE THE NEW OCEAN IS FRESH
AW FOR FUCK'S SAKE
WHAAAAT? THEY WERE LITERALLY IN THEIR ELEMENT!
JUST MAKE MORE! YOU DID 'EM IN A DAY, RIGHT?
OH. SO WHAT NOW?
WELL THE INITIAL CHURNING KILLED MOST OF THEM
UGH. I'LL FAST-TRACK 'EM
THE LAKE AND RIVER FISH COULDN'T SURVIVE IN THE
OPEN WATER
UH...
NOT LITERALLY! IT TAKES BILLIONS OF YEARS!
BUT FISH AND CHIP SHOPS WILL HAVE TO BE CHIP SHOPS FOR A FEW AEONS
BAD NEWS ABOUT POTATOES LORD
HOT SALT
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- The floodgates of heaven were opened and the angels had nowhere to water-ski