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2022-06-02

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OOOH YES SQUEEZE MY TITTIES

YES NOW DESCRIBE THE TEXTURE

GREAT NOW SQUEEZE MY FACE AND

OH MY GOD! IT'S... FIRM BUT YIELDING

COMPARE

IT'S THE SAME AS MY TITS! YOU LIKED THOSE!

THEY'RE GREAT- FIRM BUT YIELDING NIPPLES PEAKED, SOFT AND WARM

THIS IS AN OBVIOUS DOUBLE STANDARD. YOU NEED TO STRIVE FOR CONSISTENCY

FINE THEN I'M LEAVING

NOT IN A FACE! IT'S WEIRD AS HELL IN A FACE!

NO I DON'T

AWW YEAH- THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE

NO IT'S FREAKY- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

AS SOON AS I STOP BEING AROUSED. MY LEGS GO FIRM BUT YIELDING

Alt text
I have great tensile strength but lack rigidity
Tooltip
Guess my elastic modulus (Higher numbers are stiffer.)