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2022-06-26

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I'M PHENOMENALLY GOOD AT SEX

MMN- IT IS HER BIRTHDAY SOON

WELL YOU COULD HAVE A WORD WITH YOUR WIFE

IS THERE SOME WAY OF KNOWING BEFORE HIRING YOU?

GREAT! I'LL GO GET ONE!

I COULD DEMONSTRATE MY SKILLS ON AN ORANGE?

I MEAN, IT IS GETTING PRETTY JUICY

HAAAAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY TOO YOUUUU

WHY NOT HIRE ME TO DRESS AS YOU AND FUCK YOUR WIFE?

I RETURN WITH MY PRODUCE TO FIND YOU FELLATING ANOTHER ORANGE? SCANDAL!

BUT WHAT PROOF DO I HAVE YOU'RE GOOD AT SEX?

SHE COULD HIRE ME TO DRESS AS HER AND FUCK YOU

ARE YOU JUST DOING THIS TO MAKE MY ORANGE JEALOUS?

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AMM NMAM YAMMMM

YAMM YAMNY

LRG AMNY

AMM AMMN

AMNN

LAM

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