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Yojimbae

2019-01-13

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BANDITS THREATEN OUR VILLAGE! WILL YOU SAVE US, THOUGH WE ARE POOR?

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AS IN SEX? 'CAUSE WE'RE TOTALLY UP FOR THAT

UH... HOW WOULD THAT WORK, THEN?

MONEY IS NOTHING TO ME. I WILL DO IT FOR LOVE

DON'T CHEAPEN THIS. I MEAN LOVE

UH, SO THOSE ARE THE BANDITS NOW... WONDERING IF YOU COULD...

WE'LL HANG OUT, HAVE A FEW LAUGHS. IF IT TURNS INTO SOMETHING DEEPER I'LL FIGHT THOSE BANDITS FOR YOU.

I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!

YEAH, PUTTING IT THAT WAY YOU ARE KIND OF A JERK

THAT'S ALL I AM TO YOU? PROTECTION?

SHUT UUUP

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love will find a way of the samurai
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If love won't save us, probably coincidence will