The Wily Worm
SO HEAR ME OUT- I LEAVE WITH A CART-LOAD OF GOLD
I INVEST IN PROPERTY
WE WAIT A FEW YEARS, SELL UP
I TAKE A SMALL CUT, BRING YOU BACK TEN TIMES YOUR GOLD
YOU DARE ASK IF I'LL BE PART OF A REAL-ESTATE SCAM?
YOU FLY OUT, BURN A COUPLE OF BULDINGS
WELL YEAH, I...
AT LOW LOW PRICES BECAUSE HEY! DRAGON!
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ACTUALLY, THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA
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